Indian Cow

A class 5^thhindi medium student  has written an essay on the Indian cow: Hope, You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading
this.
 
Indian Cow

HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed,
And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is
got child.] He is sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got
four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole
body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4
taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any such
attachment]               

                                 

What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the
condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans
and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy
species. Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees,
plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza ] , in hand , and
drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding
after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are
situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows
in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns,
specially so when he is got child.

This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be
paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with
great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the
backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end
of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies